About: Jordan Lapp
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- Jordan Lapp
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- Hi, my name is Jordan Lapp, genre writer extraordinary. Please allow me to share a few personal details about myself with you:
I'm a little purple alien with fuzzy bunny ears and a lizard's tail.
In my spare time I enjoy planning the downfall of the desert weasel and miming "Jeopardy" answers at my television screen.
I recently led the first successful expedition to the West Pole, and I'm most famous for inventing toast in 1958.
I look forward to writing a few posts, but please go easy on me as I'm new to your planet, and haven't figured out how to keep my underwear from riding up.
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