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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2010-08-29</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 07:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[New blog post: Another update from the WotF Workshop http://www.jordanlapp.com/another-update-from-the-wotf-workshop #]]></description>
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<li>New blog post: Another update from the WotF Workshop <a href="http://www.jordanlapp.com/another-update-from-the-wotf-workshop" rel="nofollow">http://www.jordanlapp.com/another-update-from-the-wotf-workshop</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/JordanLapp/statuses/22361637207" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2010-08-02</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 07:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In canadian tire. There is not one, but several handheld, portable toilets. #]]></description>
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<li>In canadian tire. There is not one, but several handheld, portable toilets. <a href="http://twitter.com/jordanlapp/statuses/20093135498" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2010-08-01</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 2010 07:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[2 minutes into watching 2012, and the stupid is already strong # I think I can actually see the actors puke into their mouths when they say shit like, the neutrinos are mutating into a new kind of particle # Abandoned 2012 last night. Tried again this morning. LA is being destroyed. This is why [...]]]></description>
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<li>2 minutes into watching 2012, and the stupid is already strong <a href="http://twitter.com/jordanlapp/statuses/19969331649" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I think I can actually see the actors puke into their mouths when they say shit like, the neutrinos are mutating into a new kind of particle <a href="http://twitter.com/jordanlapp/statuses/19969606744" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Abandoned 2012 last night. Tried again this morning. LA is being destroyed. This is why you watch Emmerich. He should have started here. <a href="http://twitter.com/jordanlapp/statuses/20000092889" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2010-03-26</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 07:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just bought Dragon&#39;s Lair for iPhone. Now if only they sold Dragon&#39;s Lair 2, my life would be complete! #]]></description>
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<li>Just bought Dragon&#39;s Lair for iPhone. Now if only they sold Dragon&#39;s Lair 2, my life would be complete! <a href="http://twitter.com/jordanlapp/statuses/11040901422" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2010-03-21</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2010 07:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Storyboarding, even a short film, is way harder than you think it is&#8230; #]]></description>
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<li>Storyboarding, even a short film, is way harder than you think it is&#8230; <a href="http://twitter.com/jordanlapp/statuses/10788985598" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2009-11-03</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NaNoWriMo begun (5K behind schedule already). Total words written at lunch: 256. First word: Chase. Last word: Thanks #]]></description>
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<li>NaNoWriMo begun (5K behind schedule already). Total words written at lunch: 256. First word: Chase. Last word: Thanks <a href="http://twitter.com/jordanlapp/statuses/5401532983" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2009-10-03</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 02:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the panelist on the young adult panel at VCon just used the phrase &#34;my elves are different&#34;. I actually laughed out loud. #]]></description>
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<li>One of the panelist on the young adult panel at VCon just used the phrase &quot;my elves are different&quot;. I actually laughed out loud. <a href="http://twitter.com/jordanlapp/statuses/4587993309" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2009-03-28</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 02:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[@jordanlapp will have 28 followers in 30 days according to TwitterCounter: http://tinyurl.com/c8jepw #]]></description>
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<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/jordanlapp">jordanlapp</a> will have 28 followers in 30 days according to TwitterCounter: <a href="http://tinyurl.com/c8jepw" rel="nofollow">http://tinyurl.com/c8jepw</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/jordanlapp/statuses/1408292114">#</a></li>
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		<title>Editors who beg</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:46:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[EDIT: Looks like Mr. Knight has reposted the entry in the thread, and removed the text that I was complaining in this post. Kudos to him.  I recently ran across this thread at SFReader.com. In it, Edward Knight literarlly begs for speculative fiction readers to buy his new anthology Unparalleled Journeys II. By doing so, he had just guaranteed that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>EDIT: Looks like Mr. Knight has reposted the entry in the thread, and removed the text that I was complaining in this post. Kudos to him. </p>
<p>I recently ran across <a href="http://forum.sfreader.com/default~m~58345~f~24~p~1.html">this thread </a>at SFReader.com. In it, Edward Knight literarlly <em>begs</em> for speculative fiction readers to buy his new anthology <a href="http://www.journeybookspublishing.com/?page=shop/flypage&amp;wt=1.00&amp;product_id=14088&amp;CLSN_793=1191767432793244aa70e702cf169214">Unparalleled Journeys II</a>. By doing so, he had just guaranteed that I, for one, won&#8217;t be reading.</p>
<p>There is a definite stigma in our industry against publishers who solicit authors to buy their own work or the work of authors they know personally. This marketing ploy has be employed (effectively, unfortunately) by vanity publisher <a href="http://absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10211">PublishAmerica</a>, who, as you can see from the link I&#8217;ve provided, has acquired a reputation as a scam publisher.</p>
<p>Why does this stigma exist? Well, it boils down to what kind of services publishers provide. In these days of easy Print On Demand publishing, where authors can literally have their books in their hands without any outside help within a week, a publishing house has to add value in order to remain pertinent. In theory, that value comes in the form of selling your books. By going through a publishing house, an author should be able to sell more books than if they had self-published (or else what&#8217;s the point?).</p>
<p>Now, an author can easily sell to their friends, and doesn&#8217;t have much difficult selling in the tight knit speculative fiction community. So where does that leave the publisher? Well, responsible publishers try to sell to the general public, either on much trafficked websites or in bookstores, and <a href="http://www.subterraneanpress.com/">some do so very successfully</a>. Those who don&#8217;t berate potential authors for not promoting or buying books they have no interest in.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a bad sign that Journey Books Publishing feels that they have to beg for readers. I wish Edward Knight all the luck in the world, but I, for one, will not be reading.</p>
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		<title>Dangerous reviews on Amazon</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2007 16:51:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey guys, Music to write by: &#8220;Fall to Pieces&#8220; by Velvet Revolver Okay, I&#8217;ll just come out and say it right now: The reviewing system on Amazon.com is broken. So there, I said it, and I stand by it. Here&#8217;s why: Midwest Book Review posts a lot of reviews on Amazon. Thiry-two thousand of them [...]]]></description>
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<p>Hey guys,</p>
<p><font size="4" color="#b22222">Music to write by: &#8220;Fall to Pieces&#8220; by Velvet Revolver</font></p>
<p>Okay, I&#8217;ll just come out and say it right now: The reviewing system on Amazon.com is broken. So there, I said it, and I stand by it. Here&#8217;s why:</p>
<p><a href="http://jordanlapp.com/blog/wp-admin/post.php?action=edit&#038;post=42">Midwest Book Review</a> posts a lot of reviews on Amazon. Thiry-two thousand of them at last count. Yes, I said thirty-two THOUSAND. They must have quite a range of reviews. Except that they don&#8217;t. Every single review they&#8217;ve ever done gets five stars. Even <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Earth-Ours-Gary-W-Babb/dp/142592364X/ref=sr_1_5/104-5455824-0067164?ie=UTF8&#038;s=books&#038;qid=1177102106&#038;sr=8-5">self published authors</a> universally get five stars reviews. I have nothing against the self-published, but can they ALL have written a work equal to <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Rainbows-End-Vernor-Vinge/dp/0812536363/ref=pd_bbs_1/002-3612601-5952854?ie=UTF8&#038;s=books&#038;qid=1178469585&#038;sr=8-1">Vinge&#8217;s</a>? I think not. </p>
<p>One argument I&#8217;ve heard is that they only post positive reviews, to which I ask, why? Readers rely on reviewers to tell them not only when a book is good, but also when it&#8217;s bad. By posting only good reviews Midwest is homogenizing the reading landscape. If a reviewer claims all books are equally good, then their reviews are useless. As for the initial assertion, I don&#8217;t believe they publish only good reviews. If they&#8217;ve given 32000 5 star reviews (the top tier), can you imagine how many reviews they must do overall?  How many books are perfect, 1%? So that means they do 3.2 million reviews and toss out all but 32,000? Sure&#8230;</p>
<p>Out of the reviews they DO do, many of them show no actual knowledge of the book itself, other than what can be read in the Editorial Book Description (written by the author). This is often a real good sign that the review is fake. In my opinion, if these guys think they&#8217;re doing some good by spamming 5 star reviews, they&#8217;re daydreaming.</p>
<p>We&#8217;re also not fooled by authors that get their friends and families to log on a give them five star reviews. Even a <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html/ref=cm_rn_bdg_help/002-3612601-5952854?ie=UTF8&#038;nodeId=14279681&#038;pop-up=1#RN">&#8220;Real Name&#8221; moniker</a> doesn&#8217;t help in detecting them. A good rule of thumb is to never trust a reviewer that&#8217;s written only one review. </p>
<p>Especially bad are anonymous reviews that are clearly written by the author themselves (like, for instance, if you review your book using your Writing.com handle. You know who you are, and now <a href="http://www.amazon.com/All-That-Remains-SG-Cardin/dp/0595744583/ref=sr_1_3/104-5455824-0067164?ie=UTF8&#038;s=books&#038;qid=1178305040&#038;sr=8-3">so do we</a>).</p>
<p>But the very worst kind of review was the subject of a recent post on <a href="http://asterling.typepad.com/incipit_vita_nova/2007/04/amazoncom_revie.html">Amy Casil Sterling&#8217;s blog</a>. Sterling&#8217;s book was given a poor review by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neo-Nazism">George Randolph Calverhall</a>. Like the fake-looking reviews written by Midwest Book review, Calverhall&#8217;s reviews were all spurious, containing very little information that wasn&#8217;t available in the Editorial Book Description. Upon further investigation, Sterling discovered that Calverhall was targetting books by minorities for bad reviews. Personally, I was stunned at the pettiness of this tactic, but, looking at <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Imago-Rodgers-Books-Sterling-Casil/dp/1587153793/ref=sr_1_1/104-5455824-0067164?ie=UTF8&#038;s=books&#038;qid=1178305529&#038;sr=8-1">the review</a>, it sure seems like Calverhall didn&#8217;t read the book. I could have written that review (Sorry Amy, IMAGO&#8217;s on the reading list).</p>
<p>What can we do about this? Amazon needs to post a few of each reviewers stats next to their names, not just their location, or if they are using a real name. They should include the number of reviews the reviewer has posted as well as, and this is key, <em>the average rating of their reviews</em>. Amazon could then use this information to &#8220;sort&#8221; reviews according to relevance. Reviewers like Calverhall (too many negative reviews) and Midwest Book Review (too many positives) would migrate to the bottom of the list . Even if Amazon doesn&#8217;t perform this sort, the reader could, themselves, decide which reviews are relevant.</p>
<p>Readers deserve to know when they&#8217;re being hoodwinked and minority authors deserve to have their work judged on merit, not the colour of their skin (Or in Ms Sterling&#8217;s case: her sex). The system needs to be fixed. Come&#8217;on Amazon, put a fire under it.</p>
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