Posts Tagged 'Rants'

I wrote a posting called “Lame Responses to Rejected Stories” a couple of days ago that has caused way more angst than I expected from a 102 word posting. The problem arose from my choice of articles to which to link.

First, a little framing.

Nick Mamatas used to be the slush editor at Clarkesworld Magazine, one of the highest paying, and in my opinion, most literary of the pro magazines. It’s been one of my top markets to submit to for quite some time, and guided much of my professional development as a writer. Nick used to give personal and detailed feedback to every single submission, which was one of the main reasons I subbed to it.

Upon receiving one particularly positive rejection, I started a thread on SFReader “bragging” about it, since I felt like I was getting close to cracking the market. The thread quickly evolved from “congrats on the positive feedback” to “your feedback was much more positive than mine” to “Mamatas is a jerk”.

Several writers shared particularly caustic remarks that Nick had made about their stories and writing in general, and then in response to a posting where I said that I thought Jeff Vandermeer’s “Third Bear” was an excellent tale, Chris wrote this:

it seems like you’re saying that since he was a World Fantasy Award winner he wrote a great tale and it was accepted by Clarkesworld. I have a different take on it–I think that because he is a World Fantasy Award winner, that got his mediocre tale into Clarkesworld. I seriously doubt if a no-name submitted this story it would have been accepted

Nick Mamatas had been following the thread, or it might have come to him through a Google Alert or whatever, but he commented on his blog:

I enjoyed this thread about me, especially the thirteenth item, which complains about my acquisition practices by complaining about two stories I did not acquire — Sean Wallace acquires for the “prominent author” slot. Also hot, a later item in which it is declared that the story in question was only acquired because the author and I are friends. Finally, we get to the bit where someone says, inevitably, “I seriously doubt if a no-name submitted this story it would have been accepted…”

That’s probably where it should have ended. Mamatas is a guy who you tangle with at your own peril. Witness his dismantling of Luke Jackson, the guy who posted the rejection letter he received from Helix that sparked the whole William Sanders controversy, AND his dismantling of Sanders in the same controversy. Yeah, that’s right, he took apart two of the major players in the same controversy. I could post several more links where he has exposed hypocrisy or hidden biases quite definitively, but let’s just say he’s the Zorro of verbal sparring and leave it at that.

Chris ended up taking on Mamatas, and the results weren’t very flattering for anyone, as you can see from the link.

When I wrote my posting and wanted to link to an example of Mamatas’ zeal for verbal sparring and lack of filtering, I recalled that thread and found the link. I most certainly did NOT link to it to hurt Chris in any way, who is a writer I’ve known from SFReader for years. Once again, I linked to it to illustrate “Going Mamatas on someone”, and not to state that Chris’ response to a rejection was lame.

HOWEVER, as a result of my linking to that article, someone added an anonymous comment to that thread attacking Nick, who, as you might have guessed, is a dude I greatly admire. Anonymous comments are just cowardly. It’s worse than gossiping behind someone’s back, because it’s very public. Seriously, if you have something to say to someone, either have some balls and sign your name to it, or keep your mouth shut. End of story.

After all, Chris might have posted anonymously, but in the text of his comments, he identified himself. Chris is a writer who has balls. And you have to respect that.

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In my “money always flows towards the writer” post, I said that if your odds of winning a contest was 1% you had a good chance of winning over 100 tries. A few people took issue with that in the comments so I thought I’d explain the logic here with a fun example:

Your neighbour has two kids. One of them shows up at your door and it’s a girl. What are the odds that the other one is a boy? 50/50 right? R-O-N-G, wrong. It’s 66%. Wanna see why?

These are the possible combination of the sexes of your neighbours kids:

Boy Boy

Boy Girl

Girl Boy

Girl Girl

In our example, one of them is a girl, we know that, so the first one can’t be true. That leaves the other three. In two of them, the other one is a boy. So the odds are 66%.

Now, people say that the sexes of the two kids aren’t related to each other, and here is where we make an important distinction. If I’d said: The oldest one show up at your door and it’s a girl, then the odds would in fact be 50% that the other one is a boy, because at that point, these are the possible combinations.

Girl Girl

Girl Boy

See how that works? 50% chance.

Don’t believe me? You can test this quite easily at home with a couple of coin flip. Flip a coin three times. These are the possible combinations of flips.

H H H

H H T

H T H

T H H

H T T

T H T

T T H

T T T

In only one of those do you NOT get tails, right? So what are your odds of getting all heads? 1/8.

However, if you ask what are the chances of you NEXT flip being heads, it’ll be 50%. Every time.

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This is almost certainly one of the worst movies ever. The cinematography is terrible, the writing is hackneyed and cliched, and the actors are chewing the scenery.

Worse, the concept is awesome, which means they’ve ruined it for everyone else, too.

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Like every market on earth, Every Day Fiction responds to our authors by e-mail. They enter that e-mail address on our submission form, and without fail, despite numerous promises that we won’t spam you, some idiot enters his address at gmail with a +everydayfiction on the end (so it looks like idiotauthor+everydayfiction@gmail.com).

Gmail has the feature that anything after the + sign gets ignored, so our return e-mail addressed to idiotauthor+everydayfiction@gmail.com will actually go to idiotauthor@gmail.com. And if we start spamming him, he can just block any incoming e-mail with +everydayfiction in the destination address field, and BAM! he’s foiled us! How clever!

This is stupid on many levels.

  1. Why the heck would you submit to a market that you think is going to SPAM you??? There has to be a relationship of trust between author and publisher (after all, you turn over your precious creative content to them, how is you e-mail address worth more than that?).
  2. Any spam bot in the WORLD can just strip that + off the e-mail address before it sends out spam. IT’S ONE LINE OF CODE.

So all you’ve really done by adding that + is

  1. not protected yourself against SPAM, and
  2. demonstrated a stunning lack of rational thought.

My advice, avoid this whole debate. Only submit to markets that you trust.

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